Thursday, June 30, 2011

Bye.

I'm not going to post here anymore. I can't bring myself to get on and check on the people who need me, let alone help everyone. I've gone mad. I love you all, even if you're a proxy asshole, or a murderer.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

HEY LETS ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT SOMETHING SHITTY

GUESS WHO I SAW HANGING AROUND MY FUCKING HOUSE!

YEAH DON' THINK YOU NEED HELP GUESSIN'.

IN OTHER NEWS
For all you Zingle'ding Homestuck fans, I'm on all the time as KK. Drunk, high, sleepy, angry, corrupt, normal, sad, and scared! :3

Sunday, May 8, 2011

....

I am a monster.
I toy with hearts, I bend emotions, and I don't even realize it.
I revel in making people sad.
I love making people pay.
I am a corrupt!Karkat on Zingle'd. And I'm good at it. I can make anyone get terrified with just a smile.
I killed Terezi happily in a chat log.
I love my nightmares enough to call them good dreams.
If I get hurt, I'll paint a bit with the blood.
I go honkHONK in public places just to watch people freak out. Then I giggle.
....What am I?

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Yep

Good mood gone now.

CAUSES

  1. Bible class. 'Nuff said.
  2. VIRUS.hack has a fukken blogger.
  3. Algebra.
  4. John's going out to play with another... thing. 
  5. Again, BIBLE. CLASS.
Must. Resist. Urge. To. Stab. Eyes.

FWEEEEEE

Charging cord && Neverwinter Nights && Me = HELL FUCKING YES BITCHES!

I am now in a good mood. LETS SEE WHO SPOILS IT FIRST! 8D

On a side note:
I am no longer a turtle, I'm a bunny!

Slendy's been quiet. Its unnerving.


Li'l bunny bunny, hop hop hop.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

You know what's creepy?

When the sky has turned dark grey but everything on ground is bright. Or when you can just baaarely hear the rolling thunder.


The world out there looks PHOTO SHOPPED.

No plug. Ordered NWN. It'll arrive Fri-Sat. 14 bucks. Best Easter ever.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Favorite RT Quotes

Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet can synthesize cake if the User wishes. However, there is no User to retrieve the cake. The Reintegration Tablet can provide temporary users with a picture of cake if it is required.





Analysis: upload commencing. Upload complete. Analysis:
Subject: Kiera. Status: Unstable. Abilities: Low. Emotional status: Strong. Threat level: Low. Intelligence level: Low. Potential: Low. Danger: High.
Input invalid. Response: You have failed to understand the point. Do not come back.


Input accepted: Response: Subject too large. Vocabulary inefficient to describe "TVTropes". Taking phrase from various sources: "What the fuck?"


Subject: Cake. Analysis: Organics are fond of cake. I understand the various references.


Subject: "GLaDOS", Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. Analysis: Cut it out already. I'm getting tired of this. I have real problems to attend to.


Input accepted. Response: Organics are strange in general. Do not take it personally.


Answer: Not in such a way that would cause a "Logic Bomb" and force shutdown or similar effect.


Reevaluating intelligence level of Subject Luke "Morningstar" Cifer. Revised intelligence level: Virtually non-existent. (( This one is my favorite so far. ))


Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet harbors no ill will towards you. You are just dumb. (( Revisal: This is my favorite. ))


Input accepted. Response: The Reintegration Tablet is not a toaster. The Reintegration Tablet would advise you to stop saying things before the Reintegration Tablet has to revise your intelligence level again. (( Ok, all statements towards Morningstar are awesome. ))


All my favorite quotes from our new AI! I like it.

IN OTHER NEWS

I am never using my phone to record myself again. Also not keeping my phone close when I go to sleep. Reason: I recorded myself several times doing the same set of actions. I do not like the way my eyes looked at all.

Cord for laptop possibly arriving tomorrow.

Tree base constructions halted until access to laptop is available. 

Rain has not stopped since Thursday. Thunder has not stopped since Friday. I have not left the house since Friday. A bladed object has not left my reach since last Sunday or earlier.

I need to look on E-bay for a copy of Neverwinter Nights that includes Kingmaker. I will be downloading S1 TOMB OF HORRORS when NWN is installed. 

WOODPECKER! Very wet woodpecker.

I have a new Troll. Greenblooded Kerino Vaelri. Rogue of Life. Land of Forests and Steel. Bladekind, wields PICKS BE WITH YOU, Cold Steel Rapier && Sepulchirtude T-Shirt && Foam Iron Pickax. Interests are META and VIDEO GAMES. TALks WITh EVEry THRee LETterS CAPitaLIZed.
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